It's caught up. The Underwear Meme is here, passed along by Margo. The first thing I discovered was that my undy-related vocabulary was severely lacking. Terms like 'drawers' and 'long johns' were not part of my daily usage. Mistake corrected.
The second thing I found was that this was a hilarious game and I wasn't going to back down from it. Off we are!
What do you call your drawers?
Bobettes! That's kind of Quebec's version of 'undies'. Bobette.
Do you have any commonly used nicknames for them?
... Bobette! No nickname. When you have a word as fun as bobette to say, you stick with it. Bobette bobette bobette!
Have you ever had that supposedly common dream of being in a crowded place in only your bloomers?
That's a common dream? Man, you people dream about weird things. I'll stick to my vomitting monsters nighttime fancies. Also, that sounded way too dirty.
What is the worst thing you can think of to make long johns out of?
In vitro skin tissue. I don't think I need to explain how disgusting that'd be.
If you were a pair of small clothes, what color would you be, and WHY?
Phosphorescent orange. I'd absorb the light present when you put me on and spend my day lighting your ass. Yeah, I'd be a LOOK AT ME pair of small clothes. Why? I don't know. I like to embarass others in harmless fashion.
Have you ever thrown your bloomers at a rock star or other celebrity? If so, which one(s)? If not, which one(s) WOULD you throw your bloomers at, given the opportunity?
... I don't think I'd ever do that. Which is ironic, considering how much of a groupie I can be. Although I might throw my small clothes at Johnny Depp if doing so was a sure way to enjoy a short exchange in French with him. You can't resist his accent when he does.
Might also throw a pair of small clothes with a tiny rock in it close to Andy Serkis, see if I can make him believe there's a precious in it.
You’re out of clean drawers. What do you do?
Assassinate the President of the United States. What do you think happened to all those other blokes who got killed? Dirty drawers are a plague to humanity.
Are you old enough to remember Underoos? If so, did you have any? Which ones?
I think I'm neither old enough, nor in the right geographical region. Upon googling it... O.o Woah. Poor kids.
If you could have any message printed on your long johns, what would it be?
Peel to reveal canadian surrealist porn. *
How many bloggers does it take to put small clothes on a goat?
One, and her name is chomsky-rabbit. We know from experience. ... writing experience!
That was it! Undy fun. Now who to pass the meme to...
First, to chomsky herself. I mean, she's part of the answers. She's got to give her own now!
Second, to LG at Bards and Prophet, who had it twice already but has yet to answer. We're waiitiing! ;)
Third, to Tricia at TL Conway Writes Here. Because... well, because I want to.
Finally, you guys should check out Caitlin's (from Logically) answers. They are hilarious.
*If you don't get this one, refer to the comments of this post.